From the recording "Mercedes at the Bar"

(A darling bartender my wife and I met at one of Kauai's favorite watering holes)

Lyrics

Mercedes at the bar,...knows Sailor Jerry very we-ll.
The way she pours my drink, mmm,...it's somethin' I can always te-ll.
She can make me smile,...even on a cloudy day-ya.
Mercedes at the bar, mmm,...takes my breath away-ya-ya-ya, so
 
Pour,...pour,...more,...
Mercedes,...makes it so easy,...Mercedes
 
Well, I snorkel every day,...try not to scare the fish away-ya.
Workin' up a thirst, mmm,...hydration's just a bar away-ya.
I like her,...she likes me,...but we know it could never be.
Close enough won't ruin us,...cross the line is dangerous, so
 
Pour,...pour,...more,...
Mercedes,...makes it so easy,...Mercedes.
 
so, Pour,...pour,...more
Mercedes,...makes it so easy, Mercedes,
save a little smile for me. (repeat)